Can I Just Make a Freakin' Phone Call?!

Samsung SGH-A707 - Somewhere in there may be an actual phone!

This is the phone I ended up purchasing for my new cell phone plan. Yes, it functions as a wireless modem so I can surf the web via a bluetooth connection on my laptop. Yes, it's a camera and a video camera and an mp3 player, and it can text and send multimedia files and probably drive my car if I wanted it to. What it has a hard time doing though, is actually making a freakin' phone call! I'm sure I'll figure out a better way to access the proper menus, but for now, making a simple phone call requires a lot of work.